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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:13

So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you like wearing short skirts?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...